Sandwich

From the Kitchen of Michael Murphy

 

2 slices of bread

condiments (catsup, mustard, mayonnaise, etc.)

sliced meat

 

Place meat on one slice of bread

Slather your meat with condiments

Place second slice of bread on top

Cut sandwich corner to corner and eat

 

SANDWICH RULES by GRANDPA

 

NEVER PUT CONDIMENTS ON THE BREAD OF A MEAT SANDWICH!

(ALWAYS PLACE THE CONDIMENTS ON THE MEAT!)

NEVER CUT A SANDWICH TOP TO BOTTOM!

NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CUT A SANDWICH SIDE TO SIDE!!!